unironically-ironic:

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

This is cute

(Source: fefarielle, via angelbanishers-anddeviltraps)

i’m hot and in pain and uncomfortable this is stupid

88th:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

(via biofather)

darthhaven:

primaniallerina:

wackcalzone:

my type

• that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church

He is adorable.

(Source: 2cornchipsandapieceofham, via angelbanishers-anddeviltraps)

johnfkennedy:

she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy

(via ryaninwonderland)